From the moment I grew my Lady Lumps I wanted a Bra ,I was so Proud , Sporting my little
Double A Padded Bra at School in the Changing room, feeling all grown up , Comparing my mates
Wishing Mine where Bigger !
Even Resorting to padding them out at the .Local Teenage Disco ,I Just Wished Mine were like
My Mate Shauna Horton .
Picture This ; Hockey Day ,Shauna would Stride on Pitch with Bouncing Bosom`s & I would be
That Goofy Awkward Little Lass with tissue stuffed down my Baby Bra .
" NOT FAIR HUH " I would Grumble ...
My Mate Shauna Horton .
Picture This ; Hockey Day ,Shauna would Stride on Pitch with Bouncing Bosom`s & I would be
That Goofy Awkward Little Lass with tissue stuffed down my Baby Bra .
" NOT FAIR HUH " I would Grumble ...
But I Always admired her !. Entering Into my 20`s I Discovered Wonder Bras Yay
The Marvellous Invention Of the Century ,The Bra to make you look Bigger More Voluptuous
Girls had Cleavages with a A Cup.
How Many of You lasses Out there Would Push Up your Boobies In the Ladies Toilets On a Night
Out .. I Did ! After having my Kids I Became Happier with my Curves ,I Was a C Cup ,I Felt Sexy &
Started to love My Lady Lumps ! YAY 😉
By My 40`s I Discovered Sports Bras , By then I Could Not Give a Shit , this Gives you more
Comfort & Depending on what Mood I was in ,I Would of Quite Happily Wore them all the time ,
but No shape If You are Not Bouncing High Ha Ha !
The Old wonder Bra Only came out on a Night out To Show Off a false Impression Of Your Darlings
Wearing Sporty`s Helps With a Broad Back & You don`t get that dreaded wire stabbing in your
Flabby Bits Just under your arm pits ,,,,Ouch ;O ... That can Nip .
Well today after measuring for a Bra , I Discovered Back Fat ,
YES DREADED 50`s BACK BLOODY FAT ,
Now Ladies I Wouldn`t Say I`me Exceptionally Large up Front ,Just Average ,Thinking I was a
38C
38C
Too my Shock My Darling Girl friend Measured me as a 40B ... Grrr
Now to All you Out there who Don`t Understand Measuring For Bras 40 Does Not mean you have
BIG Knockers !
It Means the circumference of your Torso ,The Letters is your Cup Size ,
Frigging Marvellous ,Bloody Great Oh Well ,WTF ,
"Never Mind Look at these Pretty Bras by ANN SUMMERS " Nikki Said , After Humming &
Haring For a Hour I Agreed To Buying These Sexy Bras , So We Put Order Through & Find Out ....
THEY DO NOT BLOODY DO BRAS WITH LARGE BACKS AND SMALLER BOOBIES 😮
Bras For Little Backs With Large Ones & Bras For Little Backs & Little Ones , They Cater For ... BUT BIG BACKED BUGGERS DO NOT GET NOWT ! 😐
What are Designers Doing to Women ,Do You have to be a Certain Shape To Get Pretty Bras !
IN FACT WHO INVENTED THE BLOODY DAM BRA IN THE FIRST PLACE ,
AFTER LOSING MY RAG THEN ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING CUP OF TEA OVER
SHOCKED OLLIE DOG,
I HAVE DECIDED ,I DO NOT NEED A BRA ANY MORE , STUFF THE BRA ...
OH BY THE WAY I HEARD MY DEAR FRIEND SHAUNA SADLY LOST HER LIFE TO
BREAST CANCER EARLIER THIS YEAR , BLESS HER ,DEAR SHAUNA I MISS YOU
SLEEP WITH ANGELS BRAVE LADY .
SO TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES !
BE IT IF THERE FLAT ,BIG ,DROOPY ,OR JUST ONE !
I HAVE DECIDED TO BURN MY BRA ,
IM`E FREE , I LOVE MY BOOBIES , LOVE YOURS .
BE IT IF YOU HAVE 1 OR 2 THEY ARE BLOODY YOURS & BEAUTIFUL ! .
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL LADIES ,& TO BLINKING DESIGNERS OUT THERE PLEASE
MAKE BLOODY BRAS FOR REAL WOMEN AS WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL , NOT DOLLS
REAL WOMEN ,REAL CURVES ;;;
LOVE YOU SHAUNA ,& ONE MORE THING ...
LOVE YOU MAM , YOU SURVIVED BREAST CANCER MY BRAVE BRAVE MAM BE
PROUD ...
BE PROUD LADIES 😜
- I DEDICATE THIS BLOG FOR BREAST CANCER 😙
- OFF TO BURN MY BRAS FROM YOUR PSYCHIC LJ 🙇