Monday, 13 March 2017

I AM FREE .... by Psychic LJ

    I AM FREE ๐Ÿ˜Š


From the moment  I grew my Lady Lumps I wanted a Bra ,I was so Proud , Sporting my  little

Double A  Padded Bra at School in the Changing room, feeling all grown up , Comparing my mates

Wishing Mine where Bigger !                                                                                              

Even Resorting to padding them out  at the .Local Teenage  Disco  ,I  Just Wished   Mine were like

My Mate   Shauna Horton  .                                                                                                              

Picture This ;  Hockey  Day ,Shauna  would Stride on Pitch with  Bouncing  Bosom`s  & I would be

That Goofy Awkward Little   Lass  with tissue stuffed down my Baby Bra  .                                      

" NOT FAIR  HUH "  I would  Grumble  ...                                                                                                                                                                    
As the Year`s past, me and Shauna  Went Our Separate ways

But I Always admired her !. Entering Into my 20`s I Discovered  Wonder Bras  Yay                    

The Marvellous  Invention Of the Century ,The Bra to make you look Bigger  More Voluptuous

Girls had Cleavages with a A Cup.                                                                                    

How Many of You lasses Out there Would Push Up your Boobies In the Ladies Toilets On a Night  

Out  .. I Did ! After having my Kids I Became Happier with my Curves ,I Was a C Cup ,I Felt Sexy &

Started to love My Lady Lumps  ! YAY  ๐Ÿ˜‰                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                  By My 40`s I Discovered Sports Bras  , By then I Could Not  Give a Shit , this Gives you  more

Comfort  & Depending on what Mood I was in ,I Would  of Quite Happily Wore  them all the time ,

but No shape If You are Not Bouncing High  Ha Ha !                                                                          

The Old wonder Bra Only came out on a Night out To Show Off  a false Impression Of Your Darlings

                                                                                                                                                 
Wearing Sporty`s Helps  With a Broad  Back  & You don`t get that dreaded wire stabbing in your


Flabby Bits Just under your arm pits ,,,,Ouch ;O ... That can Nip .                                                          

Well today after measuring for a Bra , I Discovered Back Fat ,                                                      

YES DREADED 50`s  BACK BLOODY FAT ,                                                                                      

Now Ladies I Wouldn`t Say I`me  Exceptionally Large up Front ,Just Average  ,Thinking I was a

38C 

Too my Shock My Darling  Girl friend Measured me as a 40B ... Grrr 



                                                                                                                                                                    Now to All you Out there who Don`t Understand Measuring For Bras 40 Does Not mean you have

BIG Knockers !                                                                                                                                      

It Means  the circumference of your Torso ,The Letters is your Cup Size ,                              

Frigging Marvellous ,Bloody Great Oh Well ,WTF ,                                                                              

"Never Mind Look at these Pretty Bras by ANN SUMMERS " Nikki Said , After Humming &

Haring For a Hour I Agreed  To Buying These Sexy Bras , So We Put Order Through &  Find Out ....


THEY DO NOT BLOODY DO BRAS WITH LARGE BACKS AND SMALLER BOOBIES ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Bras For Little Backs With Large Ones & Bras For Little Backs & Little Ones , They Cater For ...                                                                                                                                                                         BUT BIG BACKED BUGGERS DO NOT GET NOWT !  ๐Ÿ˜                                                              

What are  Designers Doing to Women ,Do You have to be a Certain Shape To Get Pretty Bras !      

IN FACT WHO INVENTED THE BLOODY DAM BRA IN THE FIRST PLACE ,                  

AFTER LOSING MY RAG THEN  ACCIDENTALLY  KNOCKING CUP OF TEA OVER

SHOCKED  OLLIE  DOG,                                                                                                                

I HAVE DECIDED ,I DO NOT NEED A BRA ANY MORE , STUFF THE BRA  ...                          

OH BY THE WAY  I HEARD MY DEAR FRIEND SHAUNA SADLY LOST HER LIFE TO

BREAST CANCER EARLIER THIS YEAR  ,  BLESS HER ,DEAR SHAUNA I  MISS YOU

SLEEP WITH ANGELS BRAVE LADY .                                                                                            

SO TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES !                                            

BE IT IF THERE FLAT ,BIG ,DROOPY ,OR JUST ONE !                                                                  

I HAVE DECIDED TO BURN MY BRA ,                                                                                          

IM`E  FREE , I LOVE MY BOOBIES , LOVE YOURS .                                                                    

BE IT IF YOU HAVE 1 OR 2 THEY ARE BLOODY YOURS & BEAUTIFUL !                                                                               .                                                                                                              
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL LADIES ,& TO BLINKING  DESIGNERS OUT THERE PLEASE

MAKE BLOODY BRAS FOR REAL WOMEN  AS WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL , NOT DOLLS

REAL WOMEN ,REAL CURVES  ;;;                                                                                                  

LOVE YOU SHAUNA ,& ONE MORE THING ...                                                                            

LOVE YOU MAM , YOU SURVIVED BREAST CANCER MY BRAVE BRAVE MAM  BE

PROUD ...                                                                                                                                              

BE PROUD LADIES ๐Ÿ˜œ                                                                                                                    


  • I DEDICATE THIS BLOG FOR BREAST CANCER ๐Ÿ˜™                                                               

  • OFF TO BURN MY BRAS FROM YOUR PSYCHIC LJ  ๐Ÿ™‡                                                          

1 comment:

  1. FREEDOM TO BE FEMALE

    I will sing you a song now of freedom,

    Of the wonders of just being free,

    So at last you may know on which path you should go

    As you learn what it is just to be.

    For the real you is not just a mother,

    Nor a daughter, a sister or wife,

    And it isn't a sage or a worker for wage

    Nor the labels you wear throughout life.

    There are no roles that you must conform to,

    No pattern in which you must fit,

    No preordained slot, and like it or not,

    No reasons in life to submit!

    All the words in this life which describe you,

    And the titles that identify,

    Are simply man-made so that in life's parade

    Other people will know who walks by.

    All the rules that you have been obeying,

    Just unlearn them, and start off anew,

    For it isn't your goal to assume any role,

    But to find, and become the real you.

    Just release all the names that men gave you,

    And begin with your basic design.

    It's ok just to be, open up and you'll see

    That once free, then all else is sublime!

    .:Mirabel:.


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