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| I AM FREE 😊 |
From the moment I grew my Lady Lumps I wanted a Bra ,I was so Proud , Sporting my little
Double A Padded Bra at School in the Changing room, feeling all grown up , Comparing my mates
Wishing Mine where Bigger !
Even Resorting to padding them out at the .Local Teenage Disco ,I Just Wished Mine were like
My Mate Shauna Horton .
Picture This ; Hockey Day ,Shauna would Stride on Pitch with Bouncing Bosom`s & I would be
That Goofy Awkward Little Lass with tissue stuffed down my Baby Bra .
" NOT FAIR HUH " I would Grumble ...
My Mate Shauna Horton .
Picture This ; Hockey Day ,Shauna would Stride on Pitch with Bouncing Bosom`s & I would be
That Goofy Awkward Little Lass with tissue stuffed down my Baby Bra .
" NOT FAIR HUH " I would Grumble ...
But I Always admired her !. Entering Into my 20`s I Discovered Wonder Bras Yay
The Marvellous Invention Of the Century ,The Bra to make you look Bigger More Voluptuous
Girls had Cleavages with a A Cup.
How Many of You lasses Out there Would Push Up your Boobies In the Ladies Toilets On a Night
Out .. I Did ! After having my Kids I Became Happier with my Curves ,I Was a C Cup ,I Felt Sexy &
Started to love My Lady Lumps ! YAY 😉
By My 40`s I Discovered Sports Bras , By then I Could Not Give a Shit , this Gives you more
Comfort & Depending on what Mood I was in ,I Would of Quite Happily Wore them all the time ,
but No shape If You are Not Bouncing High Ha Ha !
The Old wonder Bra Only came out on a Night out To Show Off a false Impression Of Your Darlings
Wearing Sporty`s Helps With a Broad Back & You don`t get that dreaded wire stabbing in your
Flabby Bits Just under your arm pits ,,,,Ouch ;O ... That can Nip .
Well today after measuring for a Bra , I Discovered Back Fat ,
YES DREADED 50`s BACK BLOODY FAT ,
Now Ladies I Wouldn`t Say I`me Exceptionally Large up Front ,Just Average ,Thinking I was a
38C
38C
Too my Shock My Darling Girl friend Measured me as a 40B ... Grrr
Now to All you Out there who Don`t Understand Measuring For Bras 40 Does Not mean you have
BIG Knockers !
It Means the circumference of your Torso ,The Letters is your Cup Size ,
Frigging Marvellous ,Bloody Great Oh Well ,WTF ,
"Never Mind Look at these Pretty Bras by ANN SUMMERS " Nikki Said , After Humming &
Haring For a Hour I Agreed To Buying These Sexy Bras , So We Put Order Through & Find Out ....
THEY DO NOT BLOODY DO BRAS WITH LARGE BACKS AND SMALLER BOOBIES 😮
Bras For Little Backs With Large Ones & Bras For Little Backs & Little Ones , They Cater For ... BUT BIG BACKED BUGGERS DO NOT GET NOWT ! 😐
What are Designers Doing to Women ,Do You have to be a Certain Shape To Get Pretty Bras !
IN FACT WHO INVENTED THE BLOODY DAM BRA IN THE FIRST PLACE ,
AFTER LOSING MY RAG THEN ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING CUP OF TEA OVER
SHOCKED OLLIE DOG,
I HAVE DECIDED ,I DO NOT NEED A BRA ANY MORE , STUFF THE BRA ...
OH BY THE WAY I HEARD MY DEAR FRIEND SHAUNA SADLY LOST HER LIFE TO
BREAST CANCER EARLIER THIS YEAR , BLESS HER ,DEAR SHAUNA I MISS YOU
SLEEP WITH ANGELS BRAVE LADY .
SO TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES !
BE IT IF THERE FLAT ,BIG ,DROOPY ,OR JUST ONE !
I HAVE DECIDED TO BURN MY BRA ,
IM`E FREE , I LOVE MY BOOBIES , LOVE YOURS .
BE IT IF YOU HAVE 1 OR 2 THEY ARE BLOODY YOURS & BEAUTIFUL ! .
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL LADIES ,& TO BLINKING DESIGNERS OUT THERE PLEASE
MAKE BLOODY BRAS FOR REAL WOMEN AS WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL , NOT DOLLS
REAL WOMEN ,REAL CURVES ;;;
LOVE YOU SHAUNA ,& ONE MORE THING ...
LOVE YOU MAM , YOU SURVIVED BREAST CANCER MY BRAVE BRAVE MAM BE
PROUD ...
BE PROUD LADIES 😜
- I DEDICATE THIS BLOG FOR BREAST CANCER 😙
- OFF TO BURN MY BRAS FROM YOUR PSYCHIC LJ 🙇
FREEDOM TO BE FEMALE
ReplyDeleteI will sing you a song now of freedom,
Of the wonders of just being free,
So at last you may know on which path you should go
As you learn what it is just to be.
For the real you is not just a mother,
Nor a daughter, a sister or wife,
And it isn't a sage or a worker for wage
Nor the labels you wear throughout life.
There are no roles that you must conform to,
No pattern in which you must fit,
No preordained slot, and like it or not,
No reasons in life to submit!
All the words in this life which describe you,
And the titles that identify,
Are simply man-made so that in life's parade
Other people will know who walks by.
All the rules that you have been obeying,
Just unlearn them, and start off anew,
For it isn't your goal to assume any role,
But to find, and become the real you.
Just release all the names that men gave you,
And begin with your basic design.
It's ok just to be, open up and you'll see
That once free, then all else is sublime!
.:Mirabel:.